VETS or RETRO

[eb600]

Is anybody out there going to run novice vets ski. I would like to know before I sign up for the lure race. If knowone is going to be in old slow fat man (oops I mean person) class I might have to fire up my X-2 or superjet for retro and maybe actually have some fun this year.

[jhedges]

Race both!!

[joe563]

I THINK I WILL DO THE RETRO THING ON SUNDAY AS LONG AS SCOTT DOES IT THE LAST RACE OF THE DAY....PAT IS BRING MY 92 750SX THERE THIS WEEKEND... COOOOOLLLLL

[eb600]

Joe your the coolest, and do you know why your the coolest, because you swing both ways. I keep trying to get Fritz to stand up, but he keeps giving me excuses like " but I squat when I pee ".

[CHOOCHOO]

Sitting makes it easer to read and understand the APBA rule book. You all should try it :D[:p].

[Chopper]

Now try mixing the APBA rule book and the IJSBA rule book... It will send you right to Joes Tool Box!

[joe563]

DID YOU SAY CRAIG SRCEAMS WHEN HE PEES????

[joe563]

SCREAMS WHEN HE PEES..... SORRY

[Chopper]

Stand to ski, stand to pee... But when you are on your knees screaming due to a poor judgement call on the lot lizard you took home the night before that is your own issue. See you at the race craig[}:)]

Here are a couple definitions of Lot Lizard according to the Urban dictionary.

Lot Lizard:

Truck Stop Prostitute- Male or Female- Predominantly found at truck stops and whose sole intention is to score some trucker lovin' for some quick cash or occcasionally for free depending on the mood

Trucker: Man, those lot lizards at the Iowa 80 stop have gotten so much better since the economy took a turn for the worse.

Or Lot Lizard:

A gay man that cruises truck stops and goes from truck to truck to score a quick trucker trick.

Trucker: "Man, I hope there are some lot lizards out cruising when I pull in. I am boned up and need some attention."



Sorry man, I had to throw this in here!

[joe563]

I COULD HAVE SWORN I SEEN A "LOT LIZARD ON BOARD" SIGN ON THE BACK OF TDS'S RV LAST YEAR.. THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT ALL UP JOSH.. YOUR THE BEST.

[Chopper]

No Problem Joe,

I glad it makes some sense now! Maybe craig could spill some details.

[CHOOCHOO]

Well, There was that one time at the rest area in Pleasent Praire. But when I looked closer it was just Joe in drag. But he does have some nice lips.[:0];). I guess Josh kick him out of the truck stop in Russel IL. You know turf war.[:p]

[Chopper]

Yeah, Joe... Stay outa my truck stop yo!

[JB]

I just love the trash talk going on here. I wish that I could make it this weekend to the lure but I am out in sunny southern CA for work and will miss the first round.

[eb600]

Since King drives a plumbing truck does he pic up pipe lizards, or sewer sweetys?

[Chopper]

Both, we don't even want to go onto the topic of Gaylord King...

[GB-GMAN]

Soo... Josh,
Seing your on this retro posting, . . . Are you racing that 89 stand up that you have listed on your apba website profile?

I can't wait to see it to believe it.

also can't wait to get the Great Lakes Watercross going this year!

[joe563]

TOUR DEE DONT FORGET TO BRING THE LEOPARD PRINT BANANA HAMOCK YOU BARROWED FROM EB.. IT MATCHES THE COWBOY HAT HE ALWAYS WHERES... SORRY EB I HAD TOO

[Chopper]

So GB-GMAN you throwin your hat in this crazy ring we got going here...

[GB-GMAN]

HA HA HA!

I'm always fully dressed and You have never seen me with a hat on

but, I will say you can't have a PArTy without P A T!

[Chopper]

GB-GMAN, for the record The APBA has no clue what I am riding on ;)
In Myrtle Beach they had me racing on a Hydrospace, and all last season I was on a Tigershark. Who knows what might come next...

Bannana Huh?

[eb600]

Joe your out of the loop, the gay cowboy hat thing is so in right now. Steve "Mr. Anderson" "GAYLORD" King has one too. Oh by the way, happy flag day. The L is silent. Like in John Holmes.